Okay, noobcake, you've got some simple quests to get through:

1. Grab the Quest Level I Handout

2. Read the chapters required (below)

3. Pass the quizzes.

 

Chapter One (or view it full size): 

Chapter Three (or view it full size)

Chapter Four (or view it full size)

Chapter Five (or view it full size)

A folder with all the PDFs required for this course can be found here